woolly mammoth

Found this old pic from my days playing in the anthropology lab(few years ago). The lab had this jaw bone on loan and there was STRICT orders not to mess with it...so I just touched it twice and took pictures of it :) LOVE my woolly mammoth!! Oh I loved the anthropology department...I like to play with bones...could sit in this lab for hours...

Uncle Mike Prayer request

Still praying for my Uncle...he is fighting -please keep him in your prayers.. <3 him

Memo from santa

Memo from Santa:

I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve Georgia, Idaho, West Virginia, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas or Alabama on Christmas Eve.

Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract, I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.

Differences such as:

1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads:
"These toys insured by Smith and Wesson."

2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave RC cola and pork rinds (or a Moon Pie) on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff, so please have an empty spit can handy.

3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.

4. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, and Blitzen..." when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Martin and Petty."

5. "Ho, Ho, Ho" has been replaced by "Yee Haw" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd dat"

6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off."

7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.

8. Bubba's Christmas Motto, "Git 'er Done", has developed into a local favorite in recent years. And finally,

9. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt, so if I were you, I'd make sure the wife and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree. It's his own way of expressing his anti-drug message, "Say No To Crack".

Sincerely Yours,

Santa Claus

I cant believe my baby is 17 years old today! I am proud of the person she turned out to be because she has had many struggles and still has a sweet spirit and good heart. Today we will be celebrating with family and watching the game...the boys from BSU will win today in honor of her birthday ;) GO BRONCOS!! I love this girl with all my heart!! She is such a blessing to me! <3

Thankful for the many friends I call family and for the family I call friends. Wishing all of you a happy thanksgiving! Praying for those brave soldiers who protect our freedoms and keep us safe. Happy Thanksgiving to you all! ♥

"Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel
thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.
And then discover once a year is way too often."- Johnny Carson

Thankful God brought you into my life :')

"There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle." -Robery Alden

...sigh...does anybody else forget to put the washing machine lid down...TWICE?? sheeeesh

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures." ~ Irish proverb

Jerry:

Difficult people?...read on

   If your life is free from these hostile and manipulative people, read no further

everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE

I know I'm not perfect. I can't pretend to be, but before you point your finger make sure your hands are clean :)

Other people's opinion of you does not have to become your reality. 
~Les Brown

"How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em."
~Shel Silverstein

These Are A few of my Favorite Things :) (In no particular order...this is a start -request from a friend) What are yours?

The Meaning of Life (Eng Ita Esp Por) Cartoon. Santé et beauté pour tous

Ahhhhhhh the Temple

So, as you know I have had some pretty amazing things goin on lately...TONS of changes and mostly in a good way...have been crazy busy with many different things on my plate and told HF I absolutely did not want any dessert ;)